23 7 / 2014

colesprouseofficial:

sorry! your password must contain at least seventeen roman numerals and the entire script of shrek the third

(Source: mermeme, via hotboyproblems)

23 7 / 2014

(via cartel)

23 7 / 2014

fragileclara:

greybies:

who even came up with the word motherfucker in the first place?

oedipus

(Source: alanblooms, via red-white-betterthanyou)

23 7 / 2014

  • 1: I drove forty minutes to the Netherlands for some groceries and then I popped into Germany to see some of my relatives before driving back home.
  • 2: I was in Florida, I drove for nine hours, now I'm still in Florida.
  • 3: i drove for nine hours #now i'm nine hours away from home #no one is here #the streets are empty #how did this happen #where has civilisation gone #i am alone in the universe #oh wait no there's an echidna it's okay

23 7 / 2014

potatoandotherwise:

in math today my teacher asked what makes a number perfect and I said its dazzling personality and she almost kicked me out

(via cartel)

22 7 / 2014

editoress:

"SIT LIKE A LADY"

NO

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(via butdallywinston)

21 7 / 2014

guy:

if u ever feel bad about urself just remember that mona lisa is one of the baddest bitches of all time and her eyebrow game weak lmao she ain’t even got any eyebrows

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(Source: guy, via ugly)

21 7 / 2014

bunny eating rasberries

(via silverthornlady)

21 7 / 2014

smartgirlsattheparty:

thedemsocialist:

Any questions?

Woah.

smartgirlsattheparty:

thedemsocialist:

Any questions?

Woah.

21 7 / 2014

cooldudebro:

let me lay down some facts for you:

  • aliens are real
  • horoscopes are real
  • skeletons are real
  • star wars is probably real
  • linkin park is almost too real

(via pizza)