19 10 / 2014

19 10 / 2014

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18 10 / 2014

18 10 / 2014

feministjewishfangirl:

poniatowskaja:

suddenlyprompts:

I fell for her like Troy fell to the Greeks; quickly, and in the most embarrassing way imaginable.

I’m guessing you’re referring to the incident with the horse, but that came at the end of a war that lasted 10 years. Speed is relative, but if it takes you ten years to fall for someone, I would not call that ‘quickly’.

I fell for her like Troy fell to the Greeks: slowly, then all at once, and with the aid of a giant livestock model

(via silverthornlady)

18 10 / 2014

dukeofbookingham:

lolshtus:

You’re A Hazard, Harry

Yes.

dukeofbookingham:

lolshtus:

You’re A Hazard, Harry

Yes.

(via ryanvallejo)

18 10 / 2014

Viola Davis talks about the childhood hunger problem in the U.S. at Variety’s annual Power of Women luncheon. (x)

(Source: getawaywithgifs, via yahighway)

18 10 / 2014

18 10 / 2014

thatsonofamitch:

emkaymlp:

please no halloween posts just yet. there’s still 2 months left

did someone say halloween
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(via andrewquo)

17 10 / 2014

collegehumor:

The Ebola Czar and Other Newly Appointed Titles that DEFINITELY Won’t Incite Panic
President Obama recently appointed Rob Klain as “Ebola czar.”  Here are some other not-dramatic-sounding-at-ALL titles for future government officials that will also avoid widespread panic:
Murder King
Torture Sultan
Prince Racism
STD Comptroller
Hate Crime Provost
Dick Bursar
Volcano Pope
Hurricane Cop (starring Jackie Chan)
Executioner of Suicide Prevention
Bed Bugs Fuhrer
TSA Guard of Debauchery
ISIS UNCLE
International Debt Messiah
Blood Laureate
PRESIDENTE FOR LIFE of Nutrition and Exercise
Cancer Intern
GMO Archduke
High School Reunion Co-Chair
The All-Knowing, World-Devouring God-Emperor of Traffic Regulation

collegehumor:

The Ebola Czar and Other Newly Appointed Titles that DEFINITELY Won’t Incite Panic

President Obama recently appointed Rob Klain as “Ebola czar.”  Here are some other not-dramatic-sounding-at-ALL titles for future government officials that will also avoid widespread panic:

Murder King

Torture Sultan

Prince Racism

STD Comptroller

Hate Crime Provost

Dick Bursar

Volcano Pope

Hurricane Cop (starring Jackie Chan)

Executioner of Suicide Prevention

Bed Bugs Fuhrer

TSA Guard of Debauchery

ISIS UNCLE

International Debt Messiah

Blood Laureate

PRESIDENTE FOR LIFE of Nutrition and Exercise

Cancer Intern

GMO Archduke

High School Reunion Co-Chair

The All-Knowing, World-Devouring God-Emperor of Traffic Regulation

17 10 / 2014

cowboymafia:

Steal His Look: Blockin’ Out the Haters/Brandon Bowen
Yves Saint Laurent Green Polo - $899
Gucci Plastic Spoons - $606

cowboymafia:

Steal His Look: Blockin’ Out the Haters/Brandon Bowen

Yves Saint Laurent Green Polo - $899

Gucci Plastic Spoons - $606

(via ryanvallejo)